New TV show: Lab Nightmares

Jan 27 2011 Published by under Uncategorized

So after watching many episodes of Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares and the new Kitchen Impossible show on Food Network, I have come up with a great new show idea for science.  Lab Nightmares!  We take a faltering lab that is funded by the NIH or trying to obtain funding for them and send in Comrade Physioprof and Drugmonkey for a week to whip them into shape and show them how the big boys kids do it.  I can only imagine CPP pressing the finest Italian leather Danskos to the neck of some sad trainee who has offended him with their poor work ethic, while simultaneously swigging Jameson and shouting profanities at the poor fucker.  Drugmonkey, of course, would play good cop to CPP's bad beligerent cop.  And I'm keeping in mind branching out so, I could recruit PLS and Odyssey to do a version of the show for NSF funded labs.  What do you think?  Oh and Fox television, I'm waiting for my phone call.

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