So once in a while we have this scuzzy fucking vendor rep that will show up and troll the halls from time to time. This guy is a creepy mcfunster who has this leering gaze that makes all the females in the building tense up and freak out. Hell every time a guy in our lab sees this moosebag, you can tell his asshole is probably involuntarily clenching in discomfort and he scurries off to get away before the vendor sees him. Thanks a fucking lot. I'm tied to the bench doing some shit so that means I've got to stand there while Shasta FuckinMcNasty chats me up.
What makes matters worse is he is picking his nose as he is coming down the hallway and I can see it. He rounds the corner to my bench and I turn to look at him just as he adjusts his dick in his pants. So gross, I'm about to puke. But the worst part is, while he is trying to shoot the shit with me and get me to buy his stuff for which I have no additional need, the dude is digging in his ass. I mean this motherfucker was going to China. I hope he had a permit because homeboy was digging deep and hard, it was so bad he was standing on his tipey toes trying to find some buried treasure.
Thank goodness I had gloves on and didn't have to shake his hand. And if you guys want to kick in some money for therapy that cool, its gonna be expensive to get this visual out of my head.