Archive for: December, 2013

Happy Festivus

Dec 23 2013 Published by under Uncategorized

Break out the Festivus Pole its time for the annual Airing of Grievances and Feats of Strength.

"Festivus for the rest of us!"

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How to be a successful graduate student...unfiltered

Dec 16 2013 Published by under Grad School

I'm going to author a book called how to succeed in graduate school. The entirety of my self-help advice will consist of this scrawled onto a taco bell wrapper.

Step 1: Shut the fuck up and listen!
Step 2: Are you fucking paying attention?
Step 3: Ask questions, even if you fear that we'll think you are dumb.  Here's a hint, we already do.  Just ask the damn question.
Step 3: Think about what the fuck you are doing. No one else will do it for you.
Step 4: You better fucking be doing experiments and if you aren't, why aren't you?
Step 5: Stop reading this and fucking go do something.
Step 6: Now you fucking dumpsterbaby!

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