#hotelproblems

Mar 13 2012 Published by under Meetings

-Goddamn hotel room key won't open the door, this is the 3rd one, what dumpsterbaby mans the front desk

-There is a dark curly hair on the toilet that is far longer than anything my body can grow.

-Ice maker is on odd floors, vending machine on even floors.  Neither adjacent ice maker works.

-The only thing nice about my hotel is the view that looks into the parking lot of a nicer hotel.

-I'm half tempted to tell the kid running up and down the hall yelling to STFU.

-The elevator smells like dead animals and sperm.

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